holes in my feet

i want to scratch holes in my feet.
itchy itchy itchiness
rashes bumps where do you come from?
i hate you

size 24

jeans for pregnant petite girls

no thank you

I will not spend $200

beans & coleslaw

lots of it.

what was I thinking?

smelly shampoo why

smelly shampoos why?

over perfumey chemicals

fake flower scent

no fruit I would ever eat.

yuck.

you make my nose hurt,

my head explode,

my stomach turn.

i want to puke

as I stand in CVS

flipping open every shampoo bottle

sniffing for the least offensive.

fructis anti-dandruff mint shampoo?

baby shampoo eeww.

health food store thank the heavens for you
and your mint rosemary tea tree.

turquoise painted chairs

turquoise painted chairs

whimsical and lovely

set around our lovely oversized table

on our lovely turquoise rug.

but why in our kitchen?

in the most unappetizing color,

not found in foods from nature.

most nauseating for a pregnant girl.

it was my fault,

i chose the color and sorry

i made you repaint them yellow

like mangos.

better than turquoise chairs dressed in dish rags

and plaid Easter suit jackets.